Samples from previous matches:
The lights cut out as The Undertaker is the first to head to the ring and enter his chamber cell.
JR: This next match may be nominated in the Match of the Year category for next year.
Bret Hart comes out to a massive pop and gets locked in a cell as well. Kane comes out with Paul Heyman and carefully inspects the chamber before entering his cell. ‘Black nr 1’ hits as Vampiro is the 4th man locked in. Linkin Park are set up beside the entrance and begin to play ‘One Step Closer’ as the house lights dim orange. Tazz walks out looking mean as ever with a black towel on his head. Linkin Park plays the entire song then ‘If Ya Smellllllll’ plays and the World Wrestling League Champion comes out. The Rock talks some trash to Tazz who locked him in the tazmission last Thursday. Tazz is not having any and immediately grabs Rock by the waist and executes a belly-to-back suplex. Rock quickly gets up and Tazz does it again.
JR: Tazz is one mean character. He doesn’t play games in the ring.
Tazz rams The Rock into the chamber wall and stomps down on him. He methodically gets to work on The Rock who seems caught off guard. Tazz signals for the tazmission, but The Rock moves out of the way and kicks Tazz in the midsection, followed by a DDT. He scrapes Tazz’s face along the chamber and hits a Samoan drop. The first cell is unlocked and Bret Hart joins in. He lands some punches on Tazz, and The Rock turns his attention to Hart. He sends Hart to the ropes and connects with a spinebuster. He looks down at the Hitman and Tazz tackles Rock to the mat. Tazz climbs the cage wall, and Bret Hart goes after him. Both men are holding on halfway up the chamber and exchanging punches back and forth. They fall off together as the next cell is opened and Kane steps out. Kane chokeslams The Rock, and joins Hart and Tazz. Tazz holds on to Bret as Kane lands successive punches. They double-team the Hitman until Kane hits a tombstone and eliminates Bret Hart. Kane then grabs a hold of Tazz’s throat, and Tazz hits him with a knee. Tazz locks Kane in the tazmission, but it is broken up by The Rock. Rock hits some chops on Tazz and Vampiro is released into the match. Vampiro goes right after The Rock and with the advantage of being the fresh man, overpowers him and hits the Final Nail in the Coffin, eliminating the champion.
Brain: Rock is out! We now know we will have a new champion tonight!
Tazz rolls Kane up and gets the 3 on the big red machine. Tazz and Vampiro brawl as The Undertaker is released from the last cell. Vampiro uses the chamber to inflict damage on both men with his hardcore style. Tazz is fatigued from having started the match and Vampiro eliminates him with the Final Nail in the Coffin. The Undertaker and Vampiro look at each other from across the ring, and Vampiro runs at him. Undertaker sticks out his leg and connects with a boot to the face. He takes a hold of Vampiro’s arm and climbs three feet up the wall doing his old school move. He locks Vampiro in an STF and holds the move for some time. The Undertaker sets him up for a Last Ride, but Vampiro hits a low blow on the deadman. The gothic one then gains some momentum and hits a backdrop, crushing The Undertaker against the chamber. He sits on top of The Undertaker and bites him on the forehead. The Undertaker sits up and Vampiro sends him back down with a swift kick to his face. Vampiro climbs the chamber and gets to the top. As The Undertaker gets back to his feet, Vampiro dives off and The Undertaker catches him in midair. He walks around the ring with Vampiro in his arms and flips him into position for a tombstone. He hits the tombstone piledriver and gets the 3 count, becoming the new WWL World Heavyweight Champion.
WWL World Championship Buried Alive Match: Vampiro(c) Vs Triple H
JR: And now ladies and gents the main event, the buried alive match pitting HHH against our champion Vampiro. This will be a slobberknocker and the winner has to bury his opponent alive. Lets look how these two men got together
A promo is seen how Vampiro wanted to face Jericho but somehow never happened, the departure of E&C. The segments of Vampiro stating he is being held down. Vampiro becoming the champ and the Prez admitting the accusations were true. The attacks on Vampiro by the Game and it all ends up with a look at the headstone at the grave pitting the faces of Vampiro and HHH on it.
Brain: JR, it’s the Prez!!!
JR: What the??
Suddenly, ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ hits and the WWL Prez walks out to the ring with a microphone in hand.
P: In a few minutes our beloved champion( in a sarcastic tone) will LOSE the WWL championship to the man that is worthy of that gold, HHH.
JR: Ow come on, Vampiro won that belt fair and everyone knows it!!
The Prez walks up to the announce booth when HHH’s music hits and the Game walks out to the ring doing his usual entry spitting water and showing his physique.
P: Look JR, that’s what a champ should look like.
Then the music of ‘Black nr. 1’ hits and the WWL champion walks out to the ring and the crowd goes nuts, the champion enters the ring and stares at HHH who is standing at the outside and then turns to the Prez and rakes his thumb across his neck and points at him.
P: This sick freak will and must lose the belt!!!
The match gets under way when HHH attacks Vampiro from behind and starts pounding on him, kicking him in the gut while the Prez looks on with delight. HHH throws Vampiro in the ropes and knocks him down with a flying kneelift. HHH wears down the champ with a chinlock putting his knee in the back of the head of Vampiro, putting more pressure on him. Vampiro gets in a vertical position and grabs HHH by his head and drops down with chinbreaker. Vampiro slowly gets up and crawls over to the challenger and puts him in a crossface chickenwing, trying punish the Game while looking over right at the Prez, and starts laughing sadistically. The Prez is getting frustrated and gets out of his chair and climbs the ring apron shouting at the champ who lets HHH go after a minute and clotheslines the Prez from the apron onto the ground, and the fans cheer the champ on. Vampiro turns and walks into a right punch from his opponent. HHH trying to go for the pedigree but his left shoulder hurts too much due to the submission hold from Vampiro, and goes for a facebuster. HHH motions to the back and suddenly his partners of the n.W.o run out to the ring and help the Game out. HHH shouts instructions while X-Pac and Shane McMahon take turns on the champion, when suddenly Michael and Black Shadow emerge and attack the two assassins to the back. HHH walks to Vampiro and drags him to the grave. He blasts Vampiro’s head across the headstone causing the champ to bleed from the forehead. HHH goes for the pedigree but Vampiro somehow reverses the move into a back bodydrop sending HHH into the grave
JR: He did it!! Now he must bury HHH!!!
Vampiro staggering on his feet, feeling the affects of the blow of his face into the headstone and suddenly turns finding the Prez with a shovel blasting him across the face. Vampiro falls into the grave and now both men are in the grave. The Prez starts to dig, sending the earth in the hole where both men are in. JR: That son of a b#tch, he didn’t care for HHH, he only wanted Vampiro lose his belt.
Suddenly, Bret Hart runs out to the scene and blasts the Prez from behind and delivers a piledriver outside the grave. He looks down and walks off, the match still continuing with two men in the grave and the Prez unconsious outside the grave. A cameraman runs to the grave and looks in to see who gets up the fastest. Suddenly a hand is shown coming out of the grave and then the face of HHH comes out and the fans boo the challenger. The Game is halfway out when suddenly the hands of Vampiro are seen clutching against the arms of HHH as he jumps on the back of the Game and locks his legs across the chest making it for the challenger more difficult to climb out of the grave. Vampiro even starts choking the Game who suddenly lets him fall back in the grave and both men are again lying in the grave. The cameraman again climbs on top of the grave to see Vampiro put the crossface back on HHH while he starts laughing sadistically and the fans go nuts. Finally Vampiro lets go and climbs out of the grave and grabs the shovel next to the now slowly moving Prez. He throws the dirt on top of HHH and the ringbell hits. The Prez doesn’t know the outcome, still dazed thinking he has buried both men and raises his hands in victory until he hears the music of ‘Black nr. 1’ and stares into the eyes of the champion after turning around and is the recipient of the Final nail in the coffin driver. The fans cheer on the champion as he walks back to the ring dragging the Prez with him and celebrates his victory. When the Prez recovers he sees Vampiro with the belt and realizes he is still the champ.
WWL Hardcore Championship Barbed Wire/Cage Match: Shane McMahon(c) Vs Bret Hart
The cage is set up in the ring for the hardcore title match. Barbed wire surrounds the top of the cage. The n.W.o theme plays as Shane McMahon walks out wearing the WWL Hardcore Championship. He inspects the cage as Bret Hart’s music starts up and the challenger steps out to huge cheers. The Hitman slaps the hands of the fans in the first couple of rows before entering the cage as well.
JR: This is going to be brutal. I don’t know if I can watch.
Hart grabs Shane and whips him against the cage wall. He kicks Shane in the head a couple of times and gets down on his knees to land some punches.
Brain: Bret is out of his element here in this hardcore style match. I don’t know how he will hold up.
JR: Looks good so far.
Bret gets to the 2nd rope and jumps off, nailing McMahon with an elbow. Hart keeps the offence going as the Canadian fans chant his name. He puts Shane in a figure four leglock, but Shane manages to reverse it. Shane climbs the cage and rips off a piece of barbed wire. He gets down and scrapes Bret’s face with it. He then wraps it around his neck and proceeds to choke the Hitman with it. By the time Shane is done, Bret is a bloody mess. The crowd now starts up a chant of ‘Vince screwed Bret’ as Shane McMahon gives them the finger and laughs. Bret Hart gets up behind Shane and hits a Russian leg sweep. He picks up the barbed wire that Shane dropped and wraps it around his fist. He picks Shane up and nails him with successive right hands, busting him open as well.
JR: My God! The ring is covered in a sea of blood from both these tremendous superstars.
Hart slams Shane’s head into the cage wall and puts him in the Sharpshooter. The Montreal fans are going crazy as the WWL Prez runs down to ringside. While in the Sarpshooter, McMahon grabs a hold of the cage wall and manages to spin himself around so that the Sharpshooter is now reversed. The Prez tells the timekeeper to ring the bell. He gets the mic and announces Shane McMahon the winner by submission.
Brain: Ha! Bret tapped!
JR: He did not! It’s the Montreal screwjob all over again!
The Prez runs to the back, and Shane tries to escape the cage, but Hart catches him. Hart beats down on Shane McMahon and leaves him a bloodied mess in the ring. The EMTs come out and carry Shane McMahon away.
Hardcore Madness Match for WWL Hardcore Championship: Saturn(c) .V. Black Shadow .V. Michael .V. Goldust .V. Billy Gunn .V. Road Dogg
’Gold-Lust’ plays as the bizarre one walks out to a good crowd response. The Dark Lords, Michael and Shadow come out together. The New Age Outlaws are next out and Saturn is the last man to the ring.
JR: This match continues until 5 of the 6 men can longer continue. Shane McMahon wants the belt off Saturn. He has him up against 2 tag teams here. Look for the Dark Lords to work together.
Brain: And the Outlaws.
The Dark Lords and the New Age Outlaws square off in the ring as Goldust and Saturn brawl at ringside. Saturn takes Goldust down with a clothesline and sets up a table at ringside. He props Goldust up on it, but Black Shadow comes from behind and blasts Saturn with a chair. He props Saturn on top of Goldust and gets on the ring apron. Shadow jumps off, sending his 300+ pound body crashing through Saturn, Goldust and the table. In the ring, Michael is cleaning house with the New Age Outlaws. Road Dogg rolls out of the ring and heads to the back, but Michael follows him. Road Dogg tries getting away by climbing the WWLTron, but Michael follows him up. Michael grabs the Road Dogg and chokeslams him all the way to the floor. One of the refs checks on Road Dogg, and decides he cannot continue.
Brain: The Road Doggie Dogg is the first eliminated. This isn’t good.
Back in the ring, Saturn has Black Shadow in the rings of Saturn while Goldust beats on Gunn. Michael walks back to the ring and drops Goldust with a big boot. He picks up Billy Gunn and hits a sidewalk slam onto a steel chair. Michael and Shadow then double team on him, hitting Gunn with a conchairto. Gunn signals to be carried off by the officials, leaving Saturn, Goldust and the Dark Lords. Black Shadow and Michael look at each other, then go at it themselves.
JR: Oh my, the Dark Lords are fighting each other now!
Brain: There’s no alliances in this match, JR.
Goldust pulls a kitchen sink out from under the ring and climbs to the top rope with it. Goldust jumps off and slams the kitchen sink on Shadow’s head. Michael grabs the sink and throws it at Goldust. He then repeatedly smashes it over both Goldust and Shadow’s heads, eliminating both men.
JR: It has come down to Michael and the hardcore champ.
Saturn picks up a Singapore cane and whacks Michael across the back. He then cracks it over the big man’s head. He connects once more across Michael’s knees, taking him off his feet. He hits Michael with a pump handle slam and picks up a chair. As Michael stands up, Saturn dents the chair on his head. The ref checks on the monster, but he chooses to stay in the match. Saturn doesn’t know what to do next and looks around the ring for more hardcore objects. Michael gets back to his feet and clubs the champion from behind. He sets up two tables, one on top of the other in the middle of the ring as the crowd is on its feet in anticipation. Michael sets Saturn up on the top turnbuckle and executes a superplex off the top and through both tables to the mat.
JR: Oh my goodness! What carnage! Both men are out cold.
Both men lie motionless foe some time until Michael begins to stir. He slowly gets to feet and an official checks Saturn and declares the match over.
JR: Michael has just won the hardcore title by eliminating all his opponents himself in what is the damndest match I have ever witnessed.
